Taste the Rainbow!
Doctor Evil claims I’m having a bad reaction to mold. This funk in my nose turned out to be a great place for bacteria to grow and prosper. They’ve raised their kids and farmed the land I cleared with the nasal chainsaw. I did not realize I was working for them!
My nose has become like a skittles factory, squirting out different colors of phlegm from each nostril, which colors change over the course of a day or days. The left is generally more red than the right. Maybe my nose is like a color inkjet printer with one nostril doing color, and the other black and white. I am not a doctor, but it seems like it must be true.
At least Dr. Evil put me on some hyrdorocodone, because much like “Blue Bonnet,” Everything’s better with narcotics on it.
